Sunday, October 20, 2019
9 Great Excuses for Missing Work
9 Great Excuses for Missing Work There are tons of valid excusesà for missing work. But itââ¬â¢s not foolproofâ⬠¦there are also tons of reasons that are totally not valid, and will likely earn you a trip to the professional dog house. 1. Valid excuse: Youââ¬â¢re sick.Invalid excuse: Youââ¬â¢re sick with a fever whose only cure is more cowbell.2. Valid excuse: Thereââ¬â¢s been a death in your family.Invalid excuse: Thereââ¬â¢s been a death on your favorite TV show.3. Valid excuse: Youââ¬â¢re having a personal emergency.Invalid excuse: Youââ¬â¢re having a fashion emergency.4. Valid excuse: You fell and injured yourself.Invalid excuse: â⬠¦Running for the ice cream truck. (Just leave that part out.)5. Valid excuse: Youââ¬â¢re celebrating a religious holiday.Invalid excuse: Your ââ¬Å"religious holidayâ⬠is corroborated only by a weirdly sparse Wiki page that was updated last by someone with your usual screen name.6. Valid excuse: Youââ¬â¢re having a childcare crunch.Invalid exc use: Youââ¬â¢re having drama because youââ¬â¢re out of Capââ¬â¢n Crunch.7. Valid excuse: Youââ¬â¢re getting married.Invalid excuse: A royal is marrying that beautiful commoner who totally could have been you if only youââ¬â¢d been able to afford that spring break in Luxembourg.8. Valid excuse: The weather is bad, and so are the roads youââ¬â¢d be commuting on.Invalid excuse: Your psychic told you it might snow this afternoon. (And itââ¬â¢s June.)9. Valid excuse: You need a mental health day.Invalid excuse: Your pet needs you at home while he works through some personal issues.
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